||Whoa! Nipsy Russell
||Roam, if you want to
|Bachman Turner Overdrive "Takin' Care of Business"
||Bakin' carrot biscuits
||Takin' care of business
|Beatles "I Want to Hold Your Hand"
||It's such a feeling that, my love, I get high
||It's such a feeling that, my love, I can't hide
|Beatles "Lucy SD"
||The girl with colitis goes by
||The girl with Kaleidoscope eyes
||Sunday Monkey won't play piano song, play piano song
||Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble
|Beatles "Penny Lane"
||Efficient finger pies
||Fish and finger pies
|Beatles "Polythene Pam
||She's the kind of girl who makes a musical fail
||...who makes the news of the world
||Will you still need me? Will you still feed me? When I'm
six feet four
||...When I'm sixty-four
|Beatles "Ticket to Ride"
||She's got a chicken to ride
||She's got a ticket to ride
||Soy una cantador
Soy on my candy corn
|Soy un perdedor
|Clash "Rock the Casbah"
||Sherry don't like it, rock the catbox
||The Sharif don't like it, rock the Casbah
|Counting Crows "Mr. Jones"
||Find myself a great historic place
||Find myself a gray guitar and play
|Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising"
||There's a bathroom on the right
||There's a bad moon on the rise
|Depeche Mode "Just Can't Get Enough"
||I just can't get it up
||I just can't get enough
|Fifth Dimension "Aquarius"
||When Jupiter collides with Mars
||When Jupiter aligns with Mars
|Hendrix "Purple Haze"
||'Scuse me while I kiss this guy
||'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
|Jackson "Billie Jean"
||The jealous Rabbi's son
||This kid is not my son
|Jackson "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
||Mama say mama saw my moccasin
||Ma ma se ma ma sa ma ma coo sa
|John "Bennie and the Jets"
||They sell weed and it's wonderful
||They're so weird and wonderful
|Led Zeppelin "Stairway to Heaven"
||And there's a wino down the road, I should've stole his Oreos
||And as we wind on down the road, Our shadows taller than our souls
|Manfred Mann "Blinded By the Light"
||She ripped up her douche in the middle of the night.
Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night
|Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
|Nirvana "Heart Shaped Box"
||Hey, Wait, I've got a naked plate
||Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint
|Nirvana "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
||We are punk gods
||Load up on guns
|Palmer "Addicted to Love"
||My anus will fix it, you're addicted to love
||Might as well face it, you're addicted to love
|Pearl Jam "Jeremy"
||Jeremy smoked grass today
Jeremy broke glass today
|Jeremy spoke in class today
|Pink Floyd "Shine On You Crazy Diamond"
||Shine on you crazy blind man
||Shine on you crazy diamond
|Police "Every Breath You Take"
||I'm a pool hall ace
||How my poor heart aches
|Prince "Raspberry Beret"
||She wore raspberries and grapes
||She wore a raspberry beret
|Queen "Bohemian Rhapsody"
||Gotta leave it all behind and take a cruise
||Gotta leave it all behind and face the truth
|REM "Orange Crush"
||We are ancient Sophocles
||We are agents of the free
|REM "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight"
||Come in and try to wake her up
Tell me a jawbreaker
Only in Jamaica
|Call me when you try to wake her up
|Rivers "Secret Agent Man"
||Secret Asian man
Secret aging man
|Secret Agent man
|Rolling Stones "Bitch"
||Salivate on a padlocked door
||Salivate like Pavlov's dog
|Simon and Garfunkle "I am a Rock"
||I am a rock, I am in Thailand
||I am a rock, I am an Island
|Steppenwolf "Born to be Wild"
||I like smokin' ice cream
||I like smoke and lightning
|Steve Miller Band "Jungle Love"
||The question to everyone's answer is usually aspirin and gin
||...is usually asked from within
|Stevens "Peace Train"
||Right on the pea stain
||Ride on the Peace Train
|Stone Temple Pilots "Plush"
||Where you going with the master plan?
||Where you going with the mask I found?
|Tears for Fears "Shout"
||They hit you with a wrecking ball
||They took you for a working boy
|U2 "Even Better than the Real Thing"
||Give me one last chance, We'll slide down the circus of pigs
||...We'll slide down the surface of things
|Whitesnake "Here I Go Again"
||Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne
||Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
|Wonder "Part-Time Lover"
|Young "Every time You Go Away"
||Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you
||...you take a piece of me with you
|Zevon "Werewolves of London"
||Where was the thunder
||Werewolves on London