| Song Title |
Misinterpreted Lyric |
Actual Lyric |
| B-52's "Roam" |
Whoa! Nipsy Russell |
Roam, if you want to |
| Bachman Turner Overdrive "Takin' Care of Business" |
Bakin' carrot biscuits |
Takin' care of business |
| Beatles "I Want to Hold Your Hand" |
It's such a feeling that, my love, I get high |
It's such a feeling that, my love, I can't hide |
| Beatles "Lucy SD" |
The girl with colitis goes by |
The girl with Kaleidoscope eyes |
| Beatles "Michelle" |
Sunday Monkey won't play piano song, play piano song |
Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble |
| Beatles "Penny Lane" |
Efficient finger pies |
Fish and finger pies |
| Beatles "Polythene Pam |
She's the kind of girl who makes a musical fail |
...who makes the news of the world |
| Beatles "Sixty-four" |
Will you still need me? Will you still feed me? When I'm
six feet four |
...When I'm sixty-four |
| Beatles "Ticket to Ride" |
She's got a chicken to ride |
She's got a ticket to ride |
| Beck "Loser" |
Soy una cantador
Soy on my candy corn |
Soy un perdedor |
| Clash "Rock the Casbah" |
Sherry don't like it, rock the catbox |
The Sharif don't like it, rock the Casbah |
| Counting Crows "Mr. Jones" |
Find myself a great historic place |
Find myself a gray guitar and play |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival "Bad Moon Rising" |
There's a bathroom on the right |
There's a bad moon on the rise |
| Depeche Mode "Just Can't Get Enough" |
I just can't get it up |
I just can't get enough |
| Fifth Dimension "Aquarius" |
When Jupiter collides with Mars |
When Jupiter aligns with Mars |
| Hendrix "Purple Haze" |
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy |
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky |
| Jackson "Billie Jean" |
The jealous Rabbi's son |
This kid is not my son |
| Jackson "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" |
Mama say mama saw my moccasin |
Ma ma se ma ma sa ma ma coo sa |
| John "Bennie and the Jets" |
They sell weed and it's wonderful |
They're so weird and wonderful |
| Led Zeppelin "Stairway to Heaven" |
And there's a wino down the road, I should've stole his Oreos |
And as we wind on down the road, Our shadows taller than our souls |
| Manfred Mann "Blinded By the Light" |
She ripped up her douche in the middle of the night.
Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night |
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night |
| Nirvana "Heart Shaped Box" |
Hey, Wait, I've got a naked plate |
Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint |
| Nirvana "Smells Like Teen Spirit" |
We are punk gods |
Load up on guns |
| Palmer "Addicted to Love" |
My anus will fix it, you're addicted to love |
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love |
| Pearl Jam "Jeremy" |
Jeremy smoked grass today
Jeremy broke glass today |
Jeremy spoke in class today |
| Pink Floyd "Shine On You Crazy Diamond" |
Shine on you crazy blind man |
Shine on you crazy diamond |
| Police "Every Breath You Take" |
I'm a pool hall ace |
How my poor heart aches |
| Prince "Raspberry Beret" |
She wore raspberries and grapes |
She wore a raspberry beret |
| Queen "Bohemian Rhapsody" |
Gotta leave it all behind and take a cruise |
Gotta leave it all behind and face the truth |
| REM "Orange Crush" |
We are ancient Sophocles |
We are agents of the free |
| REM "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight" |
Come in and try to wake her up
Tell me a jawbreaker
Only in Jamaica |
Call me when you try to wake her up |
| Rivers "Secret Agent Man" |
Secret Asian man
Secret aging man |
Secret Agent man |
| Rolling Stones "Bitch" |
Salivate on a padlocked door |
Salivate like Pavlov's dog |
| Simon and Garfunkle "I am a Rock" |
I am a rock, I am in Thailand |
I am a rock, I am an Island |
| Steppenwolf "Born to be Wild" |
I like smokin' ice cream |
I like smoke and lightning |
| Steve Miller Band "Jungle Love" |
The question to everyone's answer is usually aspirin and gin |
...is usually asked from within |
| Stevens "Peace Train" |
Right on the pea stain |
Ride on the Peace Train |
| Stone Temple Pilots "Plush" |
Where you going with the master plan? |
Where you going with the mask I found? |
| Tears for Fears "Shout" |
They hit you with a wrecking ball |
They took you for a working boy |
| U2 "Even Better than the Real Thing" |
Give me one last chance, We'll slide down the circus of pigs |
...We'll slide down the surface of things |
| Whitesnake "Here I Go Again" |
Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne |
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone |
| Wonder "Part-Time Lover" |
Apartheid lover |
Part-time lover |
| Young "Every time You Go Away" |
Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you |
...you take a piece of me with you |
| Zevon "Werewolves of London" |
Where was the thunder |
Werewolves on London |
